Drugs

I woke up hung over this morning

And I know I should probubably take it as a warning but I

Just stumbled out my medicine cabinet

And I popped five ibuprofen but I don’t call it a habit

It made me feel tired, yeah it made me feel lousy

So I chugged the largest energy drink

at the corner store so I don’t feel drowsy

But when the shit hit my empty stomach

You’d almost think it was mean

But like a cartoon character

A light bulb went on above my head only it was green…oh

“Puff puff pass.”  He said condescendingly

He knows that I’m a model citizen

Of course I don’t smoke weed

But I’ll take two zanax not for my panic attacks

No, it’s just a little something else to help me relax

Like a triple malt scotch and a couple of packs

Of cigarettes to ease my regrets

They say there’s a war, a war, a war

On our drugs

We just want more, and more, and more

Americans can’t get enough

I’m following my shadow with the hot sun on my back

I’m alone. I’m tweaked out drunk and stoned…

I’m wounded and the slightest bit worried

That this trail of blood will lead the wolves to me in a hurry

I’m playing fetch with a rattle snake with no fangs

I’m placing bets on a battle cage with no chains

I’m writing checks out from three different names

It’s a bull’s eye no matter which direction he aims..

Okay, that’s enough messin around and shouting out your battle call

It’s time to get some shit done so go ahead and pop an Aderol

Actually make that two, my middle name is over-do-it

Don’t spit, swallow it down and grab us another round

Cuz in the morning we’re taking the first grey hound outta town..

They say there’s a war, a war, a war

On our drugs

We just want more, and more, and more

Americans can’t get enough